Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Bunny Modeling

Bunny Mommy Wants to Show Me Off Again

Monday, January 30, 2006

Teasing me is not ok

Ok first off, Bubba says hi, I practically had to wrestle him away from the keyboard.

So you know how I've got these Forbidden Rooms in my flat? One of them I went in when I didn't feel good and Bunny Daddy felt bad for me. Well yesterday Bunny Daddy was doing work on the rug and so he and Bunny Mommy moved me into Forbidden Room 1 because they didn't want to bother me with all the noise. That's all well and good but they moved me in there and I just had to see in MY flat and just look at all the things around me. They didn't even let me out! Why bother putting me in there if I can't sniff the wonderous things in there! I mean, there are sheets, clothes, shoes, socks, stuffed animals, BOUNTIFUL things to smell. I promise not to go under the bed if you let me in!!!

Friday, January 27, 2006

Bubba Here

Hello, Mrs. Sniffles let me post today. How exciting! She said that when you have guests over you should accomodate their wishes. So here I am, Bubba the Blob, posting away! Hmm, now what should I say...

Adopt your own useless blob!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Social Tips Part 2

Sometimes social bunnies need to appeal to the intellectual side of visitors. For instance, demonstrating the laws of physics and science are always a crowd pleaser. When visitors come over I like to run around the couch in an exercise Bunny Daddy calls the Bunny 500. I am so quick that by the time someone hears me dart off on a run, I've already reached the other side of the room. Speed of sound, ooooh.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Social Tips Part 1

So since I claim to be a very social bunny with many visitors, I thought it would be wise to provide social tips so that you can charm people to do your whim (cause Bunny Mommies love you no matter what, they don't really count).

Tip Number One: Who doesn't love licking?

Dogs do it and people love it. And we are WAY less slobbery (no offense, puppy pals). Giving someone a little lick can get them wrapped around your finger quick. I licked Bunny Mommy's pal JD and she loved it. She didn't even mind the little mark it left on her skirt. That got me about 15 minutes of extra attention - at least!

Monday, January 23, 2006

I'm back!

Ok, punishment is over. I am back to being a good bunny again so Bunny Mommy says I'm allowed to post. I got to run around lots last night as a reward for being a good bunny and not going crazy on my litter box. I binkied lots because I missed it very much. And it's just in time because I'm having a visitor tonight!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Shh... I'm on the lamb

Ok, don't tell Bunny Mommy... I'm not allowed to post. Bunny Mommy grounded me because she and Bunny Daddy told me that I've been misbehaving and that I'm not allowed to post until I stop dumping my litterbox and thrashing it around all the place. Someone wanna break me out?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Mount Bunny Mommy

Last night I climbed Mount Bunny Mommy. We were playing around. I was nose bumping her, she was giving me little kisses, when bam, I just hopped up on her back. She was very impressed because it was like a few feet high. But she was so excited, she kept sqealing. I think Bunny Daddy's ears were about to break. I hopped off because she kept laughing and that didn't make for a stable mountain...

... this morning I am feeling quite wound up. I don't really know what's bugging me but I sure am gonna take it out on that stupid litter box. GET OUT OF MY WAY PURPLE THING. Bunny Mommy says I'm stuck with it like that for the whole day. Aw nuts. How am I supposed to be social and have lots of visitors and play with Bubba the Blob if my flat is a mess? Huh?

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

This lady is crazy

Ok so remember how I said it was so cold here in New York City? Well this Mama Nature has busted it all up again and it's in the 50's! Bunny Mommy and Daddy don't know which way is left - the blanket's on, the blanket's off, the blanket's on, the blanket's off. Luckily Bunny Daddy gave me another bunny massage to smooth me. But I must get some beauty sleep, I have a visitor coming to meet me this evening.

Monday, January 16, 2006

One More Thing

Ok Nature lady, see how I am playing with my ball here? I am trying to keep my blood pumping so I don't freeze to death. Luckily I have these neat paws that allow me to play. But think of poor Bubba the Blob. Bubba doesn't have paws OR fur. Thing how cold HE is!


Ok, I have a bone to pick with this Mother Nature. Where does she live? Can I go by her house to visit her? We need to have a talk, supersweet bunny to lady. This cold weather is really not fun. Bunny Mommy and Daddy already made a roof to my flat and have a blanket on top to keep the draft out and I know that I am a bunny rabbit with plush, fluffy fur, but frankly it's just not doing the trick. It's too cold! TOO DARN COLD. Nature Lady, do something!

Friday, January 13, 2006


I'd like to introduce:

BUBBA THE BLOB! See my blue little buddy below. Big thanks to Simone for naming him.

Massages are Excellent

A piece of advice for all the little buns out there. Massages are great. Note to bunny parents: a little behind the ears, a little scratching on the bridge of the nose, and we're putty in your hands. Take a page from the book of Bunny Daddy. He is a very good petter. Sometimes his little bunny massages don't last long enough and I have to scoot my head under his hand to remind him that my 60 minutes aren't up, but that's ok. But a good bunny massage is the least he can do when I'm not allowed to romp and play (like last night, ahem!)

Thursday, January 12, 2006

January 11th Day!

Ok so it isn't January 11th Day but it was a very busy one yesterday. Bunny Mommy and Daddy like January 11th Day so I am wishing them a happy one.

I am weighing in on all the fabulous name suggestions for my blob and I am probably going to come to a decision today or tomorrow. Stand by...

Monday, January 09, 2006

My social circle

As a cosmopolitan, social bunny, I have a lot of friends I like to pal around with. Most of them are humans just because my bunny parents are human and those humans sure like to come visit me. But this website called spacefem.com introduced me to a new pal named blob. He is blue, my favorite color (because I myself am blue). Help me name him!

Adopt your own useless blob!

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Fun Fridays

Here is a picture my mom says is super cute (even if you can't see my face). It's my Bunny Daddy and me playing and you can see our butts! I'm getting lots of exercise so it's very slim and trim. Here we are near my favorite place to run around in circles. It is very fun to binkie here and sometimes I make what Bunny Mommy calls a graceful flying leap from one piece of rug to the next. I also like that part of the house because it's right near the Rooms That Are Off Limits. Bunny Daddy let me in one of them once when I was really sick and I snuck into the other one but they keep these rooms blocked off by big white wood things and it drives me bananas! Bunny Daddy says I get this impatience from Bunny Mommy.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Passing the Time

Special thanks to Simone and Kimberly for giving me suggestions about how to pass the time between now and my anniversary day with my bunny parents. While I am very excited at the prospect of a three day weekend (I always love a day off from my hectic schedule of socializing) I think that this Valentine's Day idea seems very interesting. So I get lots of hearts and cards from people telling me they love me? Sign me up!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Now what?

To all my blogging pals: I have a question: now what? So my birthday is over, Christmas is over, New Year's is over, I got my awesome Secret Pals presents, what's left? Bunny Mommy says we can have a party in April to celebrate the day I came to live with her but what's a bun supposed to do until then? That's like 4 months from now. A cosmopolitan, metropolitan, bunnypolitan girl can't live on Binkies alone. I know it's New York City and all but Bunny Mommy doesn't want me swarmed by dogs on the street (maybe they want my autograph). Any ideas on how to pass the time? Apparently I'm getting a manicure soon, yuck.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Enough with the pictures!

Bunny Mommy told me to tell you that she posted a new picture of me in my profile and that I'm really very cute (ok I'm throwing that one in myself).

Bunny Mommy Needs Help

Stuffed animals? Seriously Bunny Mommy, you have me! What do you need those things for?!

Three Cheers for Bunny Daddy

Dear Bunny Daddy,

Thank you for looking up bunny behaviour on the internet so that you could read about the ear flick. Now you know that when I flick my ears I am saying "please go away and allow me to binky, sniff, explore, flop, lick in peace." I will try not to flick when Bunny Mommy tries to give me kisses, I know she needs them.